兩個大學生圖書館較勁
A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.
He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?
The girl replied with a loud voice:
"I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy;
he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table
and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking.
I guess you felt embarrassed, right?
The guy then responded with a loud voice:
"$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? . . . THAT'S TOO MUCH!"
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy whispered to her: "I study law, and I know how to screw people".
