An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work."
The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The United States doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Five years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"
This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition held in Britain.
一名以色列醫生說：
“在以色列，醫學非常先進發達，我們切除了一個男人的睾丸，移植在另一個男人身上， 他在六個星期後，開始找工作。”
德國醫生說：
“這不算什麼，咱們德國，可以將大腦的一部分，放在另一名男子的頭殼內，他在四週內就開始找工作。”
俄羅斯醫生說：
“各位，我們能取出一個人的半個心臟，再放到另外一個人的胸腔裡，他在兩個星期內，就開始找工作。”
美國醫生大笑著說：
“你們都太遜叻，五年前，我們把一個沒有腦､沒有心､又沒有蛋蛋的人，送上總統寶座﹔
結果呢﹐______ 現在全國的人都在找工作！”
這個笑話﹐在英國舉辦的比賽中贏得最佳笑話獎。
