She asks him why he is staring. 她問為什么看我
He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
他回答: 我想問妳一個問題, 但又怕得罪妳
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
她說, 孩子, 不會的。當你到了我這什么都經過的年紀時, 也沒什么得罪不得罪了。
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me."
好吧！我常幻想着可以有位修女吻我。
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
她回答 : 可以，讓我來看看能做些什麼：第一,你必須是單身, 第二, 你必須是天主教徒。
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!
出租車司機興奮的說, 是的, 我是單身天主教徒！
"OK," the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
修女說, 那就開入下一個巷子內吧！
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
修女於是用了一個連妓女都要臉紅的吻來滿足他的幻想。但是，當他們回來到路上的時候，出租車司機却開始哭泣。
"My dear child," said the Nun, why are you crying?"
孩子, 怎么哭了？修女說。
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must tell you, I'm married and I'm Jewish."“
原諒我, 我冒犯了因為我撒了謊，我必須告訴你，我結婚了，而且是猶太人。”
The Nun says, "That's OK. My name is John and I'm going to a Halloween party."
修女說：“沒關係，我的名字是約翰而我正要去参加一個萬聖節派對。”......
Jan Kyaw
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