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11/5/14

Funny New Generation ! 搞笑的新时代(普增鵬老師提供) (11/05/14)

HOW ABSOLUTELY TRUE OF THE NEW GENERATION!!

Daughter: "Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Australia and he lives in the UK .

We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on Whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype & now we've had 2 months of relationship through viber.

Dad, I need your blessings and good wishes."

Father: "Wow! Really!! Then get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon and pay through Paypal. And if you are fed up with your husband....sell him on Ebay".


看如何千真萬確新的一代!

女兒:“爸爸,我喜歡上了一個離我很遠的男孩,我在澳洲, 但他住在英國。

我們相遇在一個交友網站后,在Facebook上成了朋友,已在Whatsapp有很長的聊天的記錄。
他在Skype建議我們在一起,目前我們通過Viber 已經有2個月的關係了!

爸爸,我需要你给我們美好的祝福。“


父親:“哇!真的!!! ….那庅在Twitter上結婚吧,在Tango 尋樂趣,在 Amazon(亞馬遜) 買你的孩子,可通過Paypal支付。“

”如果你已經厭倦了你的丈夫.... 给他在 ebay 上賣掉“。