1. When your life is in darkness, Pray to God and ask Him to free you from darkness..... and
If you are still in darkness..Pls pay your Electrical bill.
當你的生活在黑暗裡，祈禱上帝，求他把你從黑暗中走出來.....和
如果你仍然在黑暗中... 請支付電費。
2. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
You can be sure of one thing; Either the car is new or the wife.
當一個人為他的妻子打開車門，
你可以肯定一件事是: 要么車子是新的，或者妻子是新的。
3. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
Panic is when both are pregnant.
什麼是壓力，緊張和恐慌的區別？
壓力是當妻子懷孕了，...緊張是當女朋友懷孕了。
恐慌是當兩者都懷孕了。
4. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away...
文法老師：你知道一個句號的重要性嗎？
孩子：是的，一旦我的姐姐說，她已經錯過了一次，我媽暈倒了，爸爸心臟病發作和我們的司機跑掉了......
5. A young boy asks his Dad :"What is the difference between confident and confidential?
Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential.
一個小男孩問他爸爸：“自信和保密之間的區別是什麼？"
爸爸說：“你是我的兒子，我很自信，你在那邊的朋友，也就是我的兒子，這是保密。
