at him and asks the question....
一位丈夫和他妻子正在床上悄悄地在看書時，妻子望望他並問以下問題....
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
妻: 你會怎麼做，如果我死了？你會再結婚？
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
夫: 非也！
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
妻: 為什麼不呢？你不喜歡結婚？
HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."
夫:當然，我當然喜歡結婚..
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "
妻: 那麼你為什麼不再婚？
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
夫:好吧，好吧，我會再結婚。
WIFE: "You “would?" (with a hurt look)
妻: 你會嗎？（帶有傷心的樣子)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
夫: (做出聽得見的嘆息)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
妻:那你會住在我們家？
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
夫:當然，這房子很棒呀！
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
妻: 你會和她睡在我們的床上？
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
夫:要不然我們睡那裡啊？
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
妻:你會讓她開我的車？
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
夫:也許，車子還蠻新的
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
妻: 你會用她照片來代替我的嗎？
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
夫:這似乎是正確的做法。
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
妻: 你會給她我的首飾？
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
夫: 不，我敢肯定，她希望戴她自己的。
WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
妻: 你會帶她一起去打高爾夫球嗎？
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
夫: 是的，那些都是美好的時光。
WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
妻: 她會用我的球棍嗎？
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
夫: 不，她是左撇子
WIFE: -- silence --
妻: - 沉默 -
HUSBAND: "Shit."
夫: 媽的。
