'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'
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When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
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A little boy asked his father,
'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'
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A young son asked,
'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'
Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'
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If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say,
-- talk in your sleep.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage,
First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'
Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
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'A Woman's Prayer
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man ,
To love and to forgive him ,
And for patience, For his moods.
Because Lord, if I pray for Strength ....
I'll just beat him to death'.
