"Daddy, I am coming home to get married. Take out your check book. Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I
am in Australia and he lives in the UK . We met on a dating website,
became friends on Facebook, had long chats on web. app, he proposed to
me on Skype and now we've had two months of relationship through Viber.
Father:
"Wow! Really! Then
get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon and
pay through Paypal. And if you are fed up with your husband... sell him
on eBay."
